I’m 6′2″ and run about 225#. I’m pretty big.

Too big, really. I can still untuck my shirt just enough to fool you from the front, but if you look from the side, there’s no denying it. I need to be smaller.

I’ve gained a sense of urgency since DJ was born, that if I don’t make myself smaller the odds increase that my kids will be pissing away my life insurance money at a young age. I want to be able to dangle that carrot in front of them until they’re both at least 40.

I’m going to try to get smaller, and if you aren’t repulsed by it I want to take you along for the ride, to chide me, encourage me, berate me, whatever. Unfortunately, I was one of those kids in school that made fun of the fat guy, so my now being the fat guy seems like karma.

So your calling me ‘fatso’ is not only appropriate given my past behavior, it may help to motivate me.

I’ll try to update my progress weekly and intersperse that with diet changes, workout regimens and the other stuff I might be doing to get small. Oh, and to keep me honest, there will be pictures. Horrible, horrible pictures.

If any of this gives someone else a little help and keeps them pestering their kids for another birthday, I’d love it.