Here’s my entry for Greeblemonkey’s photo contest.   Not to get all uppity on you, but I call it “Bee and Flower.”

The materials shipment is going to be delayed?  That’s no good.  No good at all.  I’m on a tight schedule here, lots of deliverables to meet. Work on it for me, and get back to me when you can give me better news.

You can never be too rich, or too bejeweled.

…were found eating rice with Agalia in the Clay’s family room, plucking grain after pressed grain from the butts of each other’s pants for nourishment. The parents of the long-missing children expressed great relief at finding them, making a point of thanking Agalia for having the foresight to leave a trail of the starchy morsels all the way through the house. “If it wasn’t for Agalia, Hansel and Gretel could have ended up anywhere - even that bitch’s house down the street that’s covered in candy. I hear she’s a freak at mealtime.”

Father’s Day gift from Jack to Jack’s dad, circa 1974.

Here’s to kids working their little asses off to make the coolest things they can think of for their dads this weekend.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad.