It’s pronounced like a single word: Dickout. Do you have a male significant other who plays golf? Then someone in your inner circle likely knows what dickout is.

For those that don’t, here’s the specs: When guys get together to play a round of golf, at some point they may decide to play dickout, either for a single hole or for an entire round. Most often it’s a single hole.

The rules are simple: Dickout is only played on a par 4 or par 5 hole. Every man hits his drive from the usual tee box, but the man who had the shortest drive (which in a man’s world is directly proportional to that man’s manliness, or lack of manliness, in this case), must play the rest of the hole with his fly unzipped, penis dangling out.

It’s humiliation, plain and simple. Plain, simple and hilarious. Hilarious and childish. But hilarious. Did I mention that already? Through play of the remainder of the hole, one can often hear the sounds of words like “pussy” or “leave that thing at home - you aren’t using it here” wafting through the air.

To you ladies who feel the need to post publicly your husband’s flaws, for all to see and laugh at? It’s like dickout, humiliation and all. Clearly your man is the least manly of the bunch. Don’t feel bad; someone has to marry the pussy. I mean, why else would he let his spouse air every unflattering detail of his person or character to his prospective clients? His boss? His friends in the neighborhood? Because he’s the least manly, that’s why. Nothing he can do about it but sit there and take it.

So my congrats to you, blogging brides. You obviously had the bigger drive. Enjoy your husband’s humiliation.

Ok, I think I’m done now. Can’t wait to see what Google sends my way after this post.