Dick Out or I’m Not Done Yet
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August
It’s pronounced like a single word: Dickout. Do you have a male significant other who plays golf? Then someone in your inner circle likely knows what dickout is.
For those that don’t, here’s the specs: When guys get together to play a round of golf, at some point they may decide to play dickout, either for a single hole or for an entire round. Most often it’s a single hole.
The rules are simple: Dickout is only played on a par 4 or par 5 hole. Every man hits his drive from the usual tee box, but the man who had the shortest drive (which in a man’s world is directly proportional to that man’s manliness, or lack of manliness, in this case), must play the rest of the hole with his fly unzipped, penis dangling out.
It’s humiliation, plain and simple. Plain, simple and hilarious. Hilarious and childish. But hilarious. Did I mention that already? Through play of the remainder of the hole, one can often hear the sounds of words like “pussy” or “leave that thing at home - you aren’t using it here” wafting through the air.
To you ladies who feel the need to post publicly your husband’s flaws, for all to see and laugh at? It’s like dickout, humiliation and all. Clearly your man is the least manly of the bunch. Don’t feel bad; someone has to marry the pussy. I mean, why else would he let his spouse air every unflattering detail of his person or character to his prospective clients? His boss? His friends in the neighborhood? Because he’s the least manly, that’s why. Nothing he can do about it but sit there and take it.
So my congrats to you, blogging brides. You obviously had the bigger drive. Enjoy your husband’s humiliation.
Ok, I think I’m done now. Can’t wait to see what Google sends my way after this post.






1. Natalie | August 18th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Wow, you are posting like crazy today!
And you know what? I DEMAND to know who you are talking about since you are making a big issue of it. I simply MUST know.
Pretty please?
You have my email
(Another fine trait of women. Most of us love gossip, even though we have a hard time admitting that.)
2. Jack | August 19th, 2008 at 8:00 am
I’m waiting to see if the parties I called out make an appearance here. Otherwise, I’m not sure I’m going to spill. Besides, I’d bet there are more bloggers doing it than just the ones I’m aware of.
Visitor numbers were up quite a bit yesterday yet comments were down, so I think I may have made a welcome sign using a flame thrower.
Really, I’m a nice guy. I don’t like seeing women being slighted or called names as a group, and I also don’t like it when it happens to men. Only in this particular genre, men don’t seem to have as much of a voice. A turn of the tables, fer sure.
3. tysdaddy | August 19th, 2008 at 9:51 am
I’ve played a lot of golf in my days, and I’ve never played Dickout. That would be most embarrassing, I’m not afraid to admit . . .
Now I’m off to read your prior posts and see what all the fuss is about . . .
4. abunslife | August 20th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I have no clue what you all are talking about, but since I made you laugh when I said I was going to kick Nat’s ass for moving again, I thought I would pop over and say hi.
5. Jack | August 20th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Hello there! I thought your comment there was a home run.