Dude, Where’s My Carrot?
16
August

Hey dude? Do I smell carrots? I love carrots. You mind if I hang out over here?

Did you say you got the carrots from over here? Dude, I love carrots. Mind if I follow you around awhile? Got any extra carrots?

Dude, you rock. I love carrots.

Are you effing with my mind? You mean to tell me they come out of the ground? And we have ground?

Seriously. Right there, a few inches from my nose. That’s carrots? Du-u-u-u-u-de! That rawx!

Green bean? Does it taste like carrots?

I couldn’t help but noticing you sitting next to all those carrots. Have I told you how cute those pigtails look on you?

Oh yeah. Pigtails are so in right now. What’s that? A carrot for me?

Agalia, you rawk.






1. Natalie | August 16th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Ha! That’s really cute. I’ve never met a dog that liked carrots so much.