…were found eating rice with Agalia in the Clay’s family room, plucking grain after pressed grain from the butts of each other’s pants for nourishment. The parents of the long-missing children expressed great relief at finding them, making a point of thanking Agalia for having the foresight to leave a trail of the starchy morsels all the way through the house. “If it wasn’t for Agalia, Hansel and Gretel could have ended up anywhere - even that bitch’s house down the street that’s covered in candy. I hear she’s a freak at mealtime.”

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