I love pictures of babies with their mothers. Especially when the mother is a member of the undead and has spiders crawling out of her mouth. That’s just one of those things I find super sexy. I know I can’t be the only one that thinks that way.

Srsly? The photographer, in what can only be described as self-adulation, had the following to say about the photos:

“My images are not photoshop collages.I use photoshop to finesse details and to adjust color and contrast for printing. I use friends and family members as actors and crew. Everyone works for free. We do it for fun.”

So that’s a real baby hanging out there with Zombie Mom? How ’bout the one with the girl standing in front of the open fridge door with body parts inside (click the pic to go to the photo collection)?

Um, Joshua Hoffine? When you’re in your 50’s or 60’s and your heart isn’t what it used to be, don’t be surprised when these kids whose brains into which you burned some of the most disturbing images I’ve seen (and dude, I’ve seen a lot), come back to create elaborate visual pranks on you, designed to cram so much fight-or-flight adrenaline into your heart that it won’t know what to do except jiggle like jello on a spoon for a few seconds, then collapse in on itself like a pile of goo.

And if that doesn’t happen, I might just stop over and yank your testicles off with pliers. And photograph it. And then brag about how I only used photoshop to tweak the hues of your pale, screaming face.