To: Madonna
10
October
Hey Madonna *clap*
Get off of the weed *clap*
Get off of the weed *clap*
You ain’t kickin’ no ass *clap*
Least not one that knows how to kill and field dress a moose.
(I know, it doesn’t rhyme. I guess that makes me as stupid as Madonna. On second thought, no it doesn’t. I’ve seen Madonna interviewed by Matt Lauer. Pretty sure I’m smarter.)