Why You Shouldn’t Take Your Political Advice From Celebs. Even The Hot Ones.
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September
So Matt Damon is going off about Dinosaurs and Sarah Palin. Palin’s ability to Veep notwithstanding, the quote credited to Palin was bogus. Kinda like this one:
It’s being reported that Matt Damon has left his wife Luciana in favor of blogger WellReadHostess. When asked, Damon said “Our torrid affair was getting more and more difficult to hide, so it seemed the only fair thing to do. To tell Luciana that we were done, and that WRH and I were going to spend the rest of our days in a thatched bungalow on Fiji, naked except for a threadbare linen shirt missing it’s buttons, sipping drinks from hollowed pineapples.”
Just because he’s hot and has millions and can do wicked long math calculations despite being a janitor doesn’t mean he’s any smarter than you or me. He needs to do his due diligence just like the rest of us. And so far he hasn’t.
And then there’s Lindsay Lohan. Oh yes. She opines politico, too. I shudder at the thought of her having influence over anyone capable of pairing two like socks and placing them on their own feet.






1. Pamela | September 17th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Lindsay Lohan. You’d think that natural selection would have eliminated those genes ages ago.
And I’m not surprised at all about WRH and Matt Damon. I just don’t see it lasting past the election. Because really, how long can one be naked in the sand, drinking out of coconuts and pineapples, whispering naughty, tittilating political nothings? Mostly, how long can you really be nekkid in the sand? I’m guessing not long. And she’d miss TWGH. Eventually.
2. Natalie | September 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Yes, *sigh*, the Matt Damon comment made me cringe (Republicans make dumb and exaggerated comments, too), but Damon didn’t say that she said it, he said he wants to know if she believes it, BECAUSE there is flawed logic in her thought process. She believes in creationism (and yes, I know she does not want to mandate it in schools) which means that she believes the Earth was created somewhere around 10,000 years ago. But she also believes dinosaurs existed. Something doesn’t add up here. At least that’s what I’ve read. It’s hard to say if it’s completely true, but it makes sense to me.
3. nutmeg | September 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Are you becoming a political blog?
4. nutmeg | September 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Look at that! My coment went through! I tried to tell you yesterday that you’re also really getting your funny on!
5. nutmeg | September 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am
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6. nutmeg | September 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Wordpress just told me to slow down. Your blog is bossy.
7. Jack | September 17th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
lol, Nutmeg. WRH’s blog told me that a few days ago, too.
It’s not a political blog, but I do want to research the pros and cons of each candidate in as neutral a fashion as I can and post my findings here. I’ve never been big on the whole research thing when it comes to elections, but with the current state of affairs, I think it’s critical this time around.
8. well read hostess | September 17th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I, for one, completely agree with the Matt Damon story. (The one about him leaving his wife for me, that is. I don’t know shit about the dinosaurs.) Perhaps I’ve had too much rum and am a little distracted what with the hot sun and shirtlessness and all, but whatever Matty says is just peaches with me.